Dwayne: Hard part done…Going out for a beer evidently. 
Me: Good! I was just getting ready to check on you. Call before driving home! I may have groceries for you to get.
Me: Bring home compressed air. Piper spilled sugar all over my laptop keyboard.
Me: And vacuum just committed suicide. Can you bring home a plug?
Dwayne: A plug?
Me: Male, replacement for the vacuum plug that just caught on fire.
Me: Just discovered that to clean up after making no bakes, Piper put dirty measuring cups back in the drawer.
Me: Never mind about last two items. I’m going to run to McLendons. Not vacuuming a 3000 SF house is a real time saver!
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