The cabin needs a new deck (I accept only Trex or similar material). To ensure this will happen sooner than later, I planted a mid-priced, beautiful clematis that is already blooming next to the deck, with the intention of it growing along the deck railings. The more it will damage the plant to remove it, the more likely the deck will be replaced.
Yep. That’s the secret communication that a decade of marriage will bring. Love ya, Babe!
1 comment:
Clever, but there's a flaw in your plan...
The longer you leave the plant (and the deck) alone, the more it will grow, and therefore be more damaged by the eventual destruction.
But nice try.
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