Dwayne: Don’t ask any questions, but is there anything going during this one week in July? I want to take you away.
Denise: Our passports have expired.
Dwayne: Um, that’s okay.
[2 days later]
Dwayne: Okay, it’s all booked.
[5 hours later]
Dwayne: Okay, you want a clue?
Denise: HAMILTON?!!?!? BUT THAT’S BOOKED OUT TWO YEARS!! AND ONLY PLAYING IN NEW YORK!!!! YOU CAN’T BUYS TICKETS!
Dwayne: Yes, you can. In secondary markets.
So, in case you didn’t hear, I’M GOING TO SEE HAMILTON IN NEW YORK!!!