Kylaisms

I wish I wrote down the last hundred things she said that made me laugh—and I swore I wouldn’t forget.  But here’s two of them:

1. [Regarding the baby shower I went to yesterday. I brought Wes with me.] Mama, how was the baby shower?  (A minute later).  Did Wesley like being showered?
2. [On why her light was on after the timer dinged for her to turn it off.]  I did turn it off, Daddy.  But then I couldn’t see anything.