An email exchange between Wes and his mother

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 love wes

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Dear Wesley, 

Your typing sucks.

Mama

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No candey for you hfdsfuiyhsuifdhsuifydsigfyusgfcyudstfdsg vdstrastdstxtrdytardstsdr tas    dtrsdrytasdtyasrfytdrcfts trfdstdrytsuy love wes

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Bad, bad, bad email.  Pbblllttt.

Mama

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Yousuioureioydgfuigdfjgdhsgcyuhdsgfcgsfycsyftdweyu bad mom geyfgewjhfgdsgvdsgfdhfbsjyhvufdytgufdhgfuyhgfdhjdfhgjvc bad mom fjhgdsfgdshgfjdvdjhgudfhgjjhfghfhgdfgljjdfjgfhkjdhgjhgjhgfkhkgj  bad mom dhytfre7twtueyeu7yuteruiteyutertriutuwetewteuweruiwtuqq 

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We WILL be practicing keyboarding today.

Adoringly,

Mama

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Wow, your spelling is worse than your typing.

Meh.

Mama

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Spell “From” 5 times.

Love,

Your Teacher

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Prepare to do pushups as well.

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nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Two weeks later:

no school on saderday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What?!?!  How do you spell “Saturday”?!?!  With a “ur!”, that’s how! And a “t”!

Mama

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I love you too much to use nonsense words to tell you so.  

Pbbblllltttt.

Mama