Saturday, June 18, 2016

BEST HUSBAND EVER!

Dwayne:  Don’t ask any questions, but is there anything going during this one week in July?  I want to take you away. 

Denise: Our passports have expired.

Dwayne: Um, that’s okay.

[2 days later]

Dwayne: Okay, it’s all booked.

[5 hours later]

Dwayne: Okay, you want a clue?


Denise:  HAMILTON?!!?!?  BUT THAT’S BOOKED OUT TWO YEARS!!  AND ONLY PLAYING IN NEW YORK!!!! YOU CAN’T BUYS TICKETS!

Dwayne:  Yes, you can. In secondary markets. 

So, in case you didn’t hear, I’M GOING TO SEE HAMILTON IN NEW YORK!!!

 

Oceans rise, empires fall
We have seen each other through it all
And when push comes to shove
I will send a fully armed battalion to remind you of my love!

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